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	Rating: Fabulous by 14 October 2008
Well i suppose when you look at our name we had better put a review on here. We go to Chameleons very regular. The Staff are brilliant a real good bunch always fun and friendly nothing too much trouble. The Club itself has a great atmosphere and most people are really friendly. we definately are so if you see us come and say Hi. We have tried every night of the week and no two are the same and no week is the same, so if you have a quite night try again you will be surprised. Now for the Jacuzzi new one is really sexy when lights turned down low and the twinklies on creates very sexy atmosphere. We feel very sexy and horny in there it is a great atmosphere. SO COME ON GET TO THE CLUB AND COME AND JOIN US FOR SOME SEXY FUN xx
	Rating: Fun by 11 October 2008
We have been regulars at Chams in the past but not so much now, and like all clubs on the scene it has its good nights and bad, so we always say give it a few trys and diff nights to see what you think of it....we went on Saturday 20th sept and it was very very quiet all night, we went on the 4th Oct and it was busy all night, so it is a bit pot luck!. But on the whole we find the club and rooms great although we wished they would get rid of the big tv/lounge room on 1st floor as it is never really used and make another 2 lockable rooms as we agree with a previous comment that sometimes when busy you can look a bit desperate walking round and round trying doors looking for an empty one.! If we had a one little moan about the place it is that over the last 18months or so they have lost a lot of staff for various reasons and do on the whole seem to have replaced them with what we feel are very young people.
	Rating: OK by 5 October 2008
We went to Chams last night (Sat 4th Oct), was our first Saturday night visit! - Maybe we had built up our expectations too high? dont know, but we left feeling very disappointed. We have always heard how good Chams is! - maybe its us then because we felt no atmosphere at all and there is no (or seemingly no) dress policy! Its neither one thing or another - not towels or not dressed! Yes we did read the dress code. Most people seemed happy to watch the few who did play in the viewable rooms - no-one seemed to want to talk to anyone else! However - we will be going again and hope that next time its a bit more friendly. Oh by the way - the buffet was a nice surprise and very nice!!
	Rating: Fun by chilledchablis 1 September 2008
We went to Chams for the first time on Sat 30th Aug. Being new to the scene we were very nervous how it was going to be. From when we stepped in the door the staff made us feel very welcome and the atmosphere was relaxed and laid back. Apparently it was unusually quiet this particular night, but it certainly didn't stop us from enjoying ourselves. A great club, and if you're new, don't worry, it was fantastic!
	Rating: Fabulous by ClubPartyPeeps 26 August 2008
Chameleons Darlaston – August 2008 We visited Chameleons (Commonly referred to on the scene as ‘Chams’) in August of 2008 on the bank holiday Sunday. We have visited the club once before way back in 2004 and had intended to come back a lot sooner, but being based in London, it’s something of a mission for us to get there, so the infrequency of our visits is not a reflection on the club itself. We visited the club on Sunday because we had been to Xtasia’s the night before. Sunday is a mixed night for both couples and singles. When we review a club, we write all this from memory, we NEVER take any notes when we are in the club itself and usually try and write up the review within 36 hours. You will see why we mentioned this later. We arrived at the club at 4pm and stayed until it shut at 1am. (The opening times vary, but the club is open almost all week) The Club Chameleons is one of the veteran clubs on the scene, it is located in Darlaston, a small town on the outskirts of Birmingham, it’s also very close to Walsall and West Bromwich. On both occasions we have visited, we’ve been taken their by our friend Jed so we didn’t have to find the club ourselves. The entrance is at the back of a high street with plenty of parking and good security; it’s also quite discreet, so if you haven’t been before, phone for a description of what to look out for so you can find the door though you will find their web site very helpful and comprehensive. At reception, we were quickly booked in and given our locker key, and as we also had luggage from our trip, the owners, most helpfully, gave us somewhere to store our larger bags on the premises, which was very much appreciated. The cost for couples on a Sunday is £18, couples only night is on a Saturday which costs £30 after 6pm. Prices vary at other times. The couples locker room and changing area is located upstairs on the first floor of the building. The club allows you to bring your own booze and store it at the bar, allocated with your locker number, you can also quote your locker number for buying soft drinks, food and snacks at the bar, so you do not need to carry any cash around with you in the club. You settle up the bill when you leave. Chams is a sauna style club, so the dress code for the men is towels or shorts that are above the knee in length, women can wear towels or erotic outfits / underwear. We know this is not everyone’s bag, but we should advise you not to let it off you visiting. It’s going to be hard to describe the layout of this place with complete and total accuracy, as Chams is a real rabbit warren! So forgive us for any inaccuracies. The club is spread over three floors though it seems like more. On the ground floor, once past reception you come into the main bar and chill out lounge. It’s bigger than it seems at first, with plenty of seating, just ahead of the bar is a dance pole and small dance floor, which Asha made good use of later on. Either side of this are more seating areas, one of which leads to small curtained room which I remembered chilling in from 2004. There is also a toilet near the bar that’s easy to miss. Heading further into the club is the male locker room, another toilet and two large Jacuzzi’s, both of which could easily hold 30 people plus. There is also a shower nearby for having a rinse when you get out. Nearby stairs lead to the first floor, this floor has a lot of rooms so it’s probably just best to list them, they include a large cinema/playroom, a seated corridor that leads to a good size couples only playroom with mirrors on the walls, the couples changing room, a large chill out room with television and sofas (Very popular on football nights with the men, we were told) up another corridor is a viewing port for the couples room and also a covered open smoking area with heating for when its cold and a sun deck for when its warm. This is a great social area, even if you don’t smoke. Elsewhere on this level are also private lockable play rooms, which are of a good size, more toilets and two sets of stairs that go up to another level. One staircase splits off to the Dungeon room, which is the club fetish area, with love swing, grope box and chains on the walls etc. Elsewhere there is also another shower, very hot sauna; we think also a steam room, larger showers and a play room with a massive large circular bed in the centre, ideal for greedy girls. On the top level there is another large playroom with a mirror on the ceiling, some more lockable rooms. Forgive us if we missed some things out, but we came to the club to actually play, not just to write this. Chams also offers accommodation next door to the club and has around ten rooms available, check with them for prices and availability. The Night Chams is one of the busiest clubs in the country and on the strength of what we saw on our second visit it’s easy to see why. Hands down, no question, this club is excellent and while it won’t always be for the anti-towel brigade we can’t see how you could not have a good time here. Even though we do like to dress up and I am not a towel fan, the relaxed nature of the club and the layout of it, actually makes towels a much more practical garment for this venue. The owners clearly listen to the advice of their members as you can see how much the club had changed and improved since our last visit, and we thought it was good then. The addition of the second Jacuzzi is a huge bonus meaning, even when it’s busy, you can normally squeeze into one of them. Everything had been repainted, the lounge/bar and changing areas seemed bigger, the smokers area was no doubt a welcome addition for many and the club was very clean both at the beginning and the end of the day, so staff obviously do a few rounds as the day goes on. The staffs worked very hard, were polite and helpful and were, thankfully, discreet when dealing with any apparent problems (See below) and equally they are also not intrusive. The club has a good level with the lighting and seemed pretty well air conditioned through out. We have no idea how many people were there that night, perhaps some 30 plus singles and well over 60 couples and some single females including one we knew from another club. That’s a total guess though. The bar has a great selection of soft drinks at reasonable prices and also does a selection of food should you get hungry. The club is very sociable, loads of our friends recognised us from the net and came to say hello which was great, and though some people were, naturally, in their own groups, there was a greater number of people who were willing to chat and make you feel welcome. Chams does have a reputation for being laid back and friendly and it is deserved. We made a number of friends on the night and at one point we thought we were going to have to leave early so, not wanting to get my phone out of the locker in the club (Which is not allowed of course) Alex grabbed his diary and rushed round to find everyone before we left, this and some conversations we had about a project Jed is helping us with, led some people to mistakenly conclude that we were reporters doing a story on swinging, so mid shag, Alex was called out (discreetly) to find out what he had been doing by the Management. Fortunately he showed them the diary with all the numbers in it from people, and we all just had a laugh about it. We did tell them we always review all the clubs we visit, but as said before, we don’t write anything down on the night. We have to say, as embarrassing as this was, we think this reflected well on the club, because they were quite right to investigate it and we are glad they did so. Despite the fact that Jed will be ribbing us on this for years to come, it is reassuring to know they take the privacy of their customers (Including us) very seriously. As it turned out, we then didn’t have to leave the club early anyway
	Rating: Fabulous by 21 August 2008
paid a vist to chams wed 20th aug .must say the staff were great and the folks inside very friendly and talkative,thanks to a great couple in the cinema room had a super time shame they had to go home and also to the couple whose lady was in the swing wow i all i can say really hope to be back soon..michael
	Rating: Fun by niceshorts 14 August 2008
I would call myself a regular at Chameleons now. Once I settled in and found the pace of the place I found myself playing and having great fun everytime.
	Rating: Fabulous by 13 August 2008
we attend this club on a mostly weekly basis and its fantastic. chameleons is great for first time swingers as the staff and customers are really friendly and helpful. we find a Saturday is the best day for us as we get the best of both worlds. single guys during the day and then it is couples only at night. the singles on a Saturday tend to be the same bunch of guys and they are friendly nice guys who are not pushy. they really helped us find our feet and were happy just to talk to us about how things work. a great mix of couples of all ages and sizes some someone for everyone. we have tried a Friday but didn't enjoy it as we were mostly ignored as people seemed to be in there own little groups. it could well be we just picked a bad night as regulars tell us that is not normally the case. there seemed to be alot of single women there on the Friday we attended. we also have tried a Sunday which was ok but we did feel a little intimidated by all the single guys following us around lol. we just were not used to it. the outdoor smoking area is a great spot to socialize even if your a non smoker. people will chat to you. occasionally you get to see a bit of a show with floggers and the like out there to which is great if you don't want to go in the dungeon. 2 nice size Jacuzzis some action can normally be seen in there. also a good size steam room and sauna. the cinema does get really busy too. there are some great open rooms and one for couples only too if you want to escape the single guys. also plenty of lockable rooms. the staff are amazing and are always happy to help. parking is monitored so your safe to park outside. the security staff are great. chameleons is a towel club but guys can wear shorts if preferred and girls as sexy as you dare. they also have party nights with themes once a month. they sell soft drinks and bar snacks at very reasonable prices. take your own alcohol. definatly recommended
	Rating: Fabulous by 7 August 2008
Been the club a few times now and love it....We'll deffo be returning!! Daz & I both bought the chams badge and he often wears his to work - he drives trains in/out of London Victoria & London Bridge, so if you see him on there go say \"Hi\" lol.
	Rating: Fun by 4 August 2008
the place is just brilliant, cant say anymore than that, we have had some of the best fun ever there. If anyone wants to meet us there then drop us a line
	Rating: Fun by Loulou1994 3 August 2008
we went to chams for our first time yesterday. sat 2nd aug. its a very relaxed atmosphere and defo going again. see you there!!
	Rating: Fun by 28 July 2008
Last Saturday night was our very first visit to a club and we were not disappointed. The people that we met were nice and friendly, the staff were great. Stayed overnight in one of the hotel rooms. We will now become regular visitors. The club atmosphere is very relaxed and sensual.
	Rating: Fabulous by Flex69 23 July 2008
I have attended many clubs around the UK, Chams is probably the best. Great staff, very clean and well priced. And you always get good sex without the need to talk for hours or get drunk trying. Keep up the good work Chams. Carl from MK
	Rating: Fabulous by 21 July 2008
The best in the mids.. Shame they close at 3pm....
	Rating: Fabulous by 13 July 2008
Of the clubs that we have been to its the best by a long way. always something going on and long opening hours to make all happy. Even most of the single guys are polite and respectful, but have to say we have not been on a Monday
	Rating: OK by soulmates06 8 July 2008
We've only been once - to a bi night on a Monday. We were really disappointed by the number of single guys who just walked around without even saying hi - almost a case of they've paid to come in so where's the shag?! Very cliquey membership. Lots of talkers and not many do-ers we found! Staff really lovely, place fine (even stayed overnight)... we wil go again as the place has so many good reviews that everyone can't be wrong. Can they? lol
	Rating: Fabulous by 6 July 2008
best club in the midlands with great staff. can be a little clicky on sat evenings but nothing beats a \"friday night\" ;)
	Rating: OK by Tony and jane 5 July 2008
Been going to Chams for about 4yrs best club in the uk, this time we took friends with us and stayed at pixes they loved the club and its jacuzzis the staff make you feel like old friends who ever you are and the people are very friendly stayed with jeds had his famous breakfast and cindy wow what a sexy ladie sat up till 6am talkig to her .hi to all are mates
	Rating: Fabulous by 4 July 2008
Been a weekly member of Chams for over 2 years and tried plenty of others both here and in europe, this ranks as one of the finest, best atmosphered and best staffed and friendliest club for both newbies and hardened swingers! PS. I rate their Monday bi nights as the best night of the week for great fun and friendliness all round xx
	Rating: Fabulous by fastbird 1 July 2008
This club is great, we are new to the scene and this is the first club we tried and we havent been anywhere else since.. The staff are absolutely outstanding, karl, steve prim, louise,lynne, absolutely amazing!! You are made to feel welcome and we loved it Made quite a few new friends that we will continue to meet and play with. Stayed in the hotel rooms attahced to club last week and they were lovely, clean and warm, oly thing that let it down was the \"breakfast\" but hey , u cant have it all can you!!!!!! WKD CLUB...... maybe see you all next week!!!!
	Rating: Fun by 2formore 22 June 2008
we went there for the 1st time on 10th May 08 and found it to be clean very friendly and had a nice time with another couple and was very reassuring to see the carpark man was very evident when we left at 2.30am will defo be going again so Club Chamelions thanks for the great night. P & R
	Rating: Fabulous by funlovers123 19 June 2008
BEEN 2 CHAMS NOW A FEW TIMES AND WHAT CAN I SAY THE PLACE IS GOOD FRIENDLY AND CLEAN..... ID LIKE TO GO MY OWN BUT NOT THAT BRAVE AS YET.. IM A FEMALE SO IF THEIR ARE ANY OTHER FEMALES WANTING TO GO THERE ALONE TOO Y NOT CONTACT ME.... ON THIS SITE (FUNLOVERS123) ALSO I HAVE MSN XXXXX
	Rating: OK by 15 June 2008
we travel 7 hours from fife in scotland to have a night in club and we drive home at closeing time. we have never thought it wasent worth it. yes when it quiet the single guys do follow you around and hang over you. but that what i like as we travel along way and my parter gets tierd. so we may as well make it worth the trip.and beleave me it always worth it.
	Rating: OK by Littlewil 13 June 2008
Been a number of times with ex. partner, must say single guys can spoil it. Well now I'm single and not sure if I could go on my own if I do, hope my conduct, cleanliness is better the some of the guys there. Not fault of the club I kknow....
	Rating: OK by Burtonguy 10 June 2008
Have been a member for nearly four years, both as a single and couple. No pressure, clean and well run by friendly efficient staff. Couldnt ask for more (maybe a bigger dungeon lol)
	Rating: Fabulous by 19 May 2008
went again sat it was quite but we still had a fantastic time made more new freinds including Jed who runs the B&B see above comments he really does run a great b&b but above that he is one of the most genuine guys we have ever met and hope to remain freinds for years to Cum
	Rating: Fun by 18 May 2008
had another great time at chams last nght,and saw so many regular faces{and more} had a really great fun time yet again,thanks to c&s again for the great times
	Rating: Fabulous by STUDLY_GOOD_FUCK 12 May 2008
10th may spent an amazing sat night at chams. everyone nice & friendly.the staff were helpfull and fun too. I stayed at pixies guest house witch is 10 mins around corner,a nice home from home enviroment very chilled and relaxed atmosphere. you dont have to be up at a set time for breakfast witch may i say is cracking! jed is a great host you will be well looked after. what a funny guy too.. had me in stitches!!! YA GOTTA SEE JED ON THE POLE LOL. hope to see ya all very soon. Lee x
	Rating: OK by 11 May 2008
Went to Chameleons same night as above review, probably my 1000th visit so could be considered one of those in the cliques since I do know a lot of nice friends there, still managed to play with one single females I had never met before, and a couple I had never met before, met 9 new couples who I now class as friends and enjoyed seeing my old friends, I think the point is that if you leave it up to everyone else to talk to you sometimes you will be left alone, as that is what a lot of people want and the members respect that, if you want to meet knew people, make an effort and say hello to them (even got myself 3-4 new verifications on this site to prove what I say is true. SimplyJed
	Rating: Fabulous by bibabe 10 May 2008
A great club, staff are always polite and helpful, superb atmosphere. Always a good nyt to be had, been going a while now and will continue to do so :-)
	Rating: Fabulous by peakcouple 9 May 2008
Tried a few clubs and Chams is the best by far - great people, great atmosphere, discreet, two large warm jacuzzis, nice large mirrored playroom for group action and plenty of smaller playrooms for foursomes and pairing off. People aren't pushy but there to have fun. Saturday nights are our favourite although we've been to Sunday afternoons often and the occasional Monday bi-night where we've both explored our bi sides. Like most clubs the heavy action really starts after midnight.

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