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Rating: OK
by
23 July 2011
went to chams last sunday after being in newport chams on the saturday nite as we were half way up there

stil a lovely good place loads of playing and fun to be had love the steam room and sauna was really hot jazuzzi bit cold but didnt stop us going in few times staff lovely ppl and freindly we asked for a dark room as we stayed there the nite and boy did we have 1 pity it wasnt closer to us as can only get there once or twice a year nxt time will be october
Rating: Fun
by
22 July 2011
i have been a few times now and i love the relaxed place where you can do what you want and the sun terraces ( what a great idea) i can see me having a early finish and hitting the terrace for some sun and then fun in the jacuzzi

Rating: Fabulous
by warmtongue
21 July 2011
Went as a guest on Sunday and what a fantastic place this is. Everyone is so courteous and friendly. It was good to renew the aquaintence with some familiar faces. Thanks to all.
Rating: Fabulous
by
19 July 2011
We have now written several reviews on clubs and sooner or later we were going to explore Chameleons. Without doubt this club is in a league of its own, there must be 30 or more rooms in this labyrinth of sin and it richly deserves the accolade as Britain’s best club! The atmosphere is fabulous, there is a constant sexy buzz in the air and facilities are very good, they even throw a buffet in for the price. We could not praise Chameleons enough and will undoubtedly be back again and again and again. Xxx
Rating: Fabulous
by
19 July 2011
this is a responce to this comment a bit further on down : How can you say bad stuff about it when you haven't even got a membership? Tbh the club is in its rights to refuse entry to any one they want.. Accept it and move on...
Rating: Fabulous
by STUDLY_GOOD_FUCK
17 July 2011
I've been to chamelions on several occasions in the past and revisited sat night.

Friendly helpful staff and relaxing atmosphere.

Ppl are friendly and everyone seems to make the most of a good place to be.

I'll be back for more fun and frolics soon ;-P

Lee
Rating: Fabulous
by
17 July 2011
Went sat eve for the first time, bit of a shock that men have to undress into towels straight away, but then im new to the swinging scene.

The staff are excellent, friendly, take time out to explain everything to you. The club, well what can I say, its a quality venue, huge,and very relaxing.

The age range of people there was varied, and people of all shapes, sizes and race. I did enjoy the club, and would go back.
Rating: Fabulous
by bumpkin
16 July 2011
Went this Wednesday instead on Moday for a change. A bit quieter that I`m used to but I did get quite later anyway.

The main reason for this review is to point out that there is still work going on in the wet area and ONE jaccuzzi is out of use. Having said that, I expect it`s back in use by now!
Rating: Fabulous
by tscott
16 July 2011
What can I say that I have not already said about this club. Good venue, great guests and the staff are so friendly.

Yes I feel the frustration regarding singles membership. To this day I still don't have one. But as I now attend with my partner we go in on our couples membership. I totally understand the waiting process and the benifit to the club. Without such controls it would be a free for all every night. All the details are expressed on the website or explained over the phone, so nobody should be under any illusion and think "thats it I'm in".

So in closing let me say, a fantastic club where anyone will be welcomed with no blocks on age, race, sexual orintation etc. But there are rules and guidelines in place for the benifit of the members, as any good club would have.
Rating: Fabulous
by
16 July 2011
I have been going to chams now around 4yrs..

outstanding people that run the place.. 9/10.. i stayed over last night for 1st time.. in one of the room .. so clean .. smelt clean.. bedlining smelt clean.. fresh and better than local hotels..on quality 10 /10 .

and the bacon sandwich was 10/10

WELL WORTH EVERY PENNY.. BEST CLUB IN UK....

LOVE YOU ALL KEEP IT UP..
Rating: Fabulous
by
14 July 2011
We have been going to this club for about a year now and every time we go it gets just better and better

With regards to single guys membership they have a very long waiting list and it clearly states on there web site to call first

We have seen couples and single guys of all ages shapes colours and sizes and just love the mix of peeps that go there

We have been there on Friday and Sat nights and on the Friday nights have never had any bother with any of the single guys there

We are going again Saturday and stopping over for the first time and cannot wait :)

If anybody is nervous about going and need any advice please do get in touch as if you miss out going to this club you are missing out a great night
Rating: Fabulous
by
13 July 2011
I've been to this club about a month ago as a special invite by a couple I know. It quite clearly says on there website there is a waiting list for single gents am 32 years old and am waiting for single membership to be honest instead of driving for such a distance ain't it simple just to ring. Well what can I say fantastic club and great staff very friendly and a good group of people who attend.
Rating: Fabulous
by cheshirefungirl
13 July 2011
I love this club more so now iv visited other clubs as i now relise just how much better this place is

I have met many great poeple here of all ages eg. i will be in on friday for my 25th birthday and sharing it with a guy i know well from there for his 50th

I was chilling in the bubbles the other night chatting to a friend of mine there who is 76 who the club held a birthday party for

I know many guys of all ages who have been refused membership coz its full so they are waiting nicely on the list no getting angry and saying things that arent true

there are many clubs were there are no waiting lists for single males but your welcome to them as the male to female ratio is shocking and i would choise the nice mix at chames any day
Rating: Fabulous
by
13 July 2011
I visit Chams regularly and feel the need to defend this excellent club and the fantastic staff that make Chams the best club bar none.

I have friends and acquaintances of all ages at Chams ( even over the age of 71!) so age is not an issue, I also have an extremely sexy young male friend who is on the waiting list!

Patience is a vertue!
Rating: Fabulous
by Del_n_Donna
13 July 2011
We go to Chameleons semi-regularly either on a Monday or Saturday night, and love the place. It can have it's quiet nights and it's busy nights, same as other clubs.

Staff are friendly and we have always had fun. It is the people in the club who make the atmosphere and we would recommend speaking to people, they aren't going to jump you - unless you ask lol.

With regards to single males, we know a few of all ages who are on the waiting list for membership. It does state on the club site:

"Single males can enquire at the club. Please note that membership cannot be guaranteed at any point."

So you are always better of phoning prior to see if there is memberships available.
Rating: Avoid
by barnaclebill
12 July 2011
I wrote a review previously and gave it an OK rating, but have decided to delete it when I sent an e-mail to the club which they have obviously ignored and write another with an avoid rating. I travelled a fair distance to visit the club and presented myself at the reception desk with the required 2 items for ID but was told that the membership list was full and no vacancies. What a lame excuse for refusing me entry. Probably because I'm 71 years old. If I'd been much younger I'd probably have grabbed the receptionist by the throat and throttled him. No seriously, I do not believe the membership is full as they are still advertising membership. They just don't have the balls to admit it. That is one place I will NEVER visit again.
Rating: Fabulous
by
12 July 2011
we went to the club for the first time last night, as a birthday treat for me, and we werent disappointed!!!We were shown round, the staff were friendly and helpful and there were lots of rooms, which we did a good job of trying to play in each and every one,didnt manage them all...but we will definitely be back.

The guys were all friendly, non pushy types who only joined in when invited.

Pity its so far from us, or we would make it our home from home.

Rating: OK
by
12 July 2011
We had already visited la chambre in sheffield a few times before we went to chameleons (Friday night), however were not prepared for having to get your kit off straight away! You did get a towel, but it made chez really un-easy so don’t know if it was the fact she was so nervous or not, but no one came to speak to us, we sat on a bench ages said hello to some really old couples that sat near us, but even they didn’t seem to want to make conversation. The staff were friendly enough, we found ourselves sat at the bar the rest of the night eating chips and cheese. We had a play just with each other in a couple of rooms; one was a group one with a uv light which was cool. We would go again, but only if meeting someone or going with a group of people you already knew. We tried to get a room there but they were full so ended up staying at their sister venue not realising it was a gay club called the green house. Accommodation was cheap enough but it was proper scary. We basically stayed in a shed with a double bed in it. Then driving down the road to the club we went past a premiere inn,would have been better off staying there! We will go again but will have to be alot more confident and out going.
Rating: Fun
by
11 July 2011
Visited this super club again on saturday and really enjoyed the place and the atmosphere. Lots of good looking people of all age groups in a relaxed enviroment. In fact we started to think it was too cosy with little sexual activty, except for a few couples playing with themselves, but then at midnight we all mustered in the room with the big round bed. Then it got very interesting and for about an hour it was as good an orgy you could wish for, sometimes it works sometimes not, on saturday night in did. We will be back and soon.
Rating: Fabulous
by play_N_cum2
11 July 2011
Visited the club on Sunday...for our first time...we had heard a lot about this club...all good..!!! and we were not disapointed...club was clean....huge...and loads of fun areas to play in...staff are welcoming, fun and friendly...took time to show us around....all the single guys there were very respectful and chatty...well worth our visit...be back soon we hope..Thanks for making us feel welcome...

G and L..xx
Rating: Fun
by spikeruby
10 July 2011
we went along for the first time last night, and stayed in one their rooms. Very handy having "our" room within the club. They don't let you bring people back to your hotel room, but plenty of places to play within the main swingers club, so isn't an issue. We had a good time, on a busy couples night, with a good mix of people. Hope to visit again :)

we would add that the staff should be dressed, and not look like customers, maybe a lightweight staff tee-shirt & shorts would be an appropriate dress for staff, to distinguish between staff & customers
Rating: Fabulous
by
9 July 2011
Went to chams for the first time last night.all we can say is WOW.great staff,great club,a good mixture of couples n singles,we will definately be back,soon
Rating: Fabulous
by
8 July 2011
I have to be the luckiest guy on the planet! I went along had a pleasant chat joined and a week later i went in.

Fantastic staff and lovely people and had a wonderful night!

Rating: Fabulous
by
8 July 2011
We went again on Wednesday afternoon and had a great time. Great staff on in the week. This is a wonderful club very relaxed and some sexy people about. We have planned to visit again on Friday July 15 th xx
Rating: Fabulous
by Fire and ice 21
29 June 2011
went to club on fri eve and enjoyed it so much we went again on the sat eve, a very busy club on both nights and although loads of single guys on fri eve which is not our thing they where not pushy and never followed or hovered about like they do at many clubs.will def return next chance we get,xx
Rating: Fabulous
by divorced12
26 June 2011
another brill night at chams last night stayed till we were practically kicked outand the birds singing lovely couples as always all shapes and sizes totally relaxed atmosphere going again real soon can't get enough
Rating: Fabulous
by
23 June 2011
took the hour an a half drive 2 chams the other week, and i'm glad i did, i enjoyed it so much i didn't wanna leave. even thou we only arrived L8 there was still 60 couples in the club. would defo go back again. i loved it
Rating: Fabulous
by daveandkate35
21 June 2011
We've reviewed before, but just wanted to add a bit more as we stayed over in their rooms this time as well.

I think we stayed in whats known to regulars as to original rooms. The room was right on the mark for the money. Tea/Coffee, colour terrestrial TV with DVD player and ensuite wet room. We also got there early so had parking in the garage too!

The only comment was as it was a theme night and we went there early, Kate was going to get changed (into theme!) halfway through the night and we thought you could get to and from the club from the rooms. Unfortunately this isn't the case, HOWEVER others have told us you can do so from the newer rooms. There is a door that leads to the club from what was our room, but is kept locked for security, which we fully appreciate.

Still, not the end of the world as the door to get to the rooms is practically next to the door into the club anyway.

For breakfast - also included in the price you get a sausage or bacon sandwhich, which with a mug of tea made in the room was just PERFECT!! Right on time when we'd asked for it.

On a more humourous note, dont' be expected to be woken up by the sweet song of birds in the trees, more, the sound of every single room having very vocal morning sex! :-)

Obviously it seemed rude not to partake and was the prefect end to yet another great night out!

Carl and Mark were also both on fine form behind the bar again, and always add a very friendly, and cheeky tone to any night!

Looking forward to the next time!

D&K
Rating: Fabulous
by
21 June 2011
Another fantastic night,the atmosphere was wonderful.Its are favourite to be.Mondays are the best night for us but enjoy meeting friends on other nights too.

The staff are always friendly and make you feel welcome.

Looking forward to our next vist..

Rating: Fabulous
by
19 June 2011
Travelled down to chams on Friday and was blown away by the place. Amazing venue which I adored getting lost in and amazing staff. Will definetly be back xx well worth the 6 hour drive xx very clean and well kept also found a really good mixture of couples and singles. Xx all excited for my next visit xxx
Rating: Fabulous
by
19 June 2011
we had great time there last night people were great and staff are so friendly and we are deffinately going again and again

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