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Rating: OK
by
5 June 2012
OMG, we had no idea how much of a fuck fest the bi night is. We very quickly realised we were totally out of our depth and that this was not for us. This is not to put the place down, it was clean and everyone, including the staff, were super friendly, was dissapointed the rocky horror theme not taken up by more people as we had put some effort in, including driving all the way from lincs in drag (which isn't comfortable), lolol, place was clean, but it was so overcrowded and a lot of roaming single guys, couldnt get anywhere near the jacuzzi.

We didn't play at all but did chat to quite a few people and had a laugh. I can see that if you like your swinging wild and anything goes this would be a lot of fun, but for us intimacy, chemistry between us and another couple is way more important and we didn't feel we would get that at chams.

We are pleased we went, even if we came away deciding it wasn't for us, did open our eyes though and we thought we were already very open minded, you learn something new every day!!!!!!

We thought the attractive lady exchanging blow jobs for fags had a unique approach to funding her Tabaco habit lolol
Rating: Fabulous
by Slut and Cock
4 June 2012
Went to Chams again yesterday the first time that we have been for a few months and nothing has changed its still FAB.We both had a great time, H loved all the attention as usual in the round room,she also got plenty in the jaccuzi aswell. We wont leave it so long before we go again,thats for sure!!!!
Rating: Fabulous
by asian_coupleuk
3 June 2012
We went again on Wednesday daytime and had a great time. Wasn't as busy as last time, not many cpls in though one sexy cpl caught our eye, the exotic looking woman who was so loud :-).

Chilled, relaxed and played in the steam room with 5 guys, played in cpls room and then finished off with jay being fucked in the room with round bed whilst sucking 3 guys off...

(one complaint though - not on club but about the men - when fingering and fucking y not put lube on or wet ur fingers and cock before entry? Even after being told they dry fuck jay causing irration and spoiling it for the rest, be considerate and treat lady with respect and care)
Rating: Fabulous
by
3 June 2012
Went to club last week for the first time in a few years and must say it has only got better! Although it had been a warm weekend and did know that it wouldn't be packed because of this, there were plenty of really nice couples and rooms were free to play.Although Scott not been to this club before, he absolutely loved it. We go to the Newport club so he had some idea of how it would be. We met some great couples, very nice chatty environment and really look forward to our next visit where hopefully meet some new and old friends. The staff are always really friendly and accommodation at the Greenhouse was ok although best without a light on or you probably would need to clean it. A downside but think a hotel next time. Overall can not wait to return this coming Friday with 3 other fems for a girlie night :D
Rating: Fabulous
by FormerWelshcouple2020
2 June 2012
Went last night 1st June.

Had a great night, staff are great , fun, friendly and always helpful, Great combat kilt by the way!

Rating: Fabulous
by
30 May 2012
Went to club yesterday it's a really nice club and easy to get lost lol cont wait to go again hopely for longer this time
Rating: Fabulous
by RICKY P
29 May 2012
Been going for ages in both a couple and as a single...absolutely love the place (it is very addictive in the best possible way !)...great folk from all over the country (& further)...always great fun, be it on a busy Friday, a couples Saturday or a relaxing Sunday...people go for great sex in a great environment...if you've never been then try and get there, if you love sex and swinging you will love Chameleons (& no I don't work for them !!!)
Rating: Fabulous
by louise121
28 May 2012
Another great night at this club it has great facilities and the staff are really friendly too

Also the people that attend this club not clicky at all

We met some great people on Saturday and soul love to here from them again we was mainly in the couples room and upstairs in the big room can't wait to attend again
Rating: Fabulous
by
27 May 2012
had a fab nite at chams on saturday and stayed over, well busy it was and so where we lol
Rating: Fun
by Bit of fun cpl
27 May 2012
Called in on Friday afternoon and stayed for the evening. Sun terrace is a real bonus in this weather. Met some very nice single guys but unfortunatly one or two sligh touchers! Club as usual was clean and staff are always great! Shame the club is not nearer but always worth the travel!
Rating: Fun
by bambieyedbrunette83
26 May 2012
exciting last min visit to chams with the ex, where we had some fun nights, just chilled in the hot sun on the terrace naked after a very fun night of naughties!! it was great! x
Rating: Fun
by ClubPartyPeeps
22 May 2012
We attended the Club on Saturday afternoon (Mixed) Saturday night (Couples only) and Sunday (Mixed) – Getting there: (Car is easiest, it’s located in Darlaston and the entrance is around the back and easy to miss) If your coming by train, you need to go to Birmingham then take a train to Walsall, and then a cab there is £5 (Google Aimgo’s Cabs, they will give you the best price and do most of the runs for the club) If the onsite accommodation is fully booked, there is a Premier Inn not far up the road from the club.

Chams has always been one of the busiest and oldest clubs in the country and its one of the few that’s open 7 days a week. It’s a towel wearing club, consequently, its not for everyone and will always appeal to people who prefer that kind of club where everyone dresses down (Ladies can wear sexy outfits) Although we are more of the dressing up crowd, we do like to come here once in a while and have never had a bad night.

We won’t go through the full layout of the venue again, buts its spread over three levels, has a good mixture of social and playing areas, including lockable rooms, and various other facilities. Staff here work very hard and are extremely friendly and helpful, so if you need their help with anything, don’t be afraid to ask. The bar is BYOB and there is a huge selection of soft drinks and some cheap and cheerful food is available which isn’t bad by any means (We were there two days and ate a fair bit of it)

We will focus on what’s changed since our last visit starting with the roof decking area. Upstairs outside there is a heated decking area for smokers, but now added to this is an expanded roof terrace for parties, which also gives access to the onsite accommodation which we utilised (£40 per night) The Terrace is an excellent addition and is packed on Bank Holiday weekends when the sun dares to put in an appearance. The accommodation can vary in size and type. Ours was one of the rooms adjoining the roof terrace garden which is ideal for easy access to the club, but not great for light sleepers as you can easily hear everything in the room next door or outside (Not a massive issue, we did go to bed when the club closed) other rooms are located down a passage way from here inside the club. Our friends had room 5 which was almost twice the size of ours and included a sofa and the sound proofing on those inside is much better. All the rooms have an en-suite wet room, TV (Don’t spend ages looking for the remote, the buttons are along the top) tea and coffee and include a ‘bacon butty’ (or other) delivered to your door in the morning. We thought on balance the rooms inside are probably better but they do all vary in size themselves. We had a few niggles with ours, but nothing that the staff couldn’t fix once we let them know.

On Saturday afternoon the club was pretty relaxed and the single men present were very well behaved and there was a good mix of couples and singles, so at no point did we feel we were being followed pillar to post and we had a play, always nice. In the evening by 9pm there was probably around 40 couples or so and a couple of single ladies. Again the atmosphere was good, but our evening was made mildly annoying by some guy who had brought a woman down to the club without explaining to her where he was taking her, although she was understandably annoyed she was extremely rude to us and then we had him suggesting we should play with them later when she was drunk enough!!!??. ‘We don’t think your partner is up for that’ was our response. He then proceeded to try and change her mind for the rest of the evening, but it was clear early on that she wanted to leave, and remained, unchanged, in the bar area. We also need to add when she had left, he did not and was still in the club alone. Other members told us this man is a regular and known for doing this, frankly we think he should be banned. (This is not a gripe against the club, it’s very busy on a Saturday and hard for them to spot everything but certainly plenty of regulars will know who we are talking about) We are sure if we had reported him, it would have been acted upon immediately but Mrs Party did not wish to get involved with them any further, so we left it unsaid. Some people said to us Saturday had become cliquey, but we didn’t find that, and observing everyone did seem to mix and socialise with few if any couples looking left on their own. There was also a good mix of ages too.

Although Chams is extremely friendly and a good club for first timers, you are walking into a social area immediately upon arrival where everyone is wearing a towel, so bare that in mind. For some of course this is the appeal of the place. Sunday afternoon/evening by contrast was very quiet (Saturday afternoon was busier) We’ve been to Chams before on a Sunday, but never seen it as quiet as this and regulars did remark it was well below the normal par of attendance, with perhaps 10 couples and 10 singles at a guess. We think, as has been said, this is the sign of the current financial climate we are living in as much as anything. Everyone was still very friendly, and again no problems with any single men who were all capable of a conversation and approachable, credit to them, just a shame by then we could barely stand up as we had been to Birmingham Bazaar Bazaar during the day.

The owners of Chams are always updating bits and pieces and its amazing how much it’s changed every time we come back and they do their best to cater for a wide selection of people. The downsides were one of the Jacuzzi’s wasn’t working (boiler broke on Saturday morning) and the one that was seemed to come on and off at the most random of intervals and had the ability to make the loudest sucking noises known to man. We also wondered if the Sauna and Steam rooms could be a little less hot, because you cannot stay in there for more than a few seconds without coming out which would explain why even on the Saturday they always seem to be empty. The Cinema room also had no movie on all weekend (It didn’t stop us from using it though, making a good dark room instead!)

Chams has always known to play to its strengths, its unpretentious, welcomes people of all shapes and sizes and ages and its BBW nights are extremely popular and most importantly its re-invested money back into the venue. We know it’s not for those who like dressing up and the clubbing atmosphere but clearly that’s not a priority for those who come here and the venue is also good value for money, while not our personal number one choice, for many it will be and it would always be in our top 5 list for clubs in the UK. If you’ve never been you need to go yourself to decide if it’s for you.

Rating: Fabulous
by wearehormones
20 May 2012
Went to Chams again last night.

LOVE this place, love Marc and Karl and the lovely Lyn... Made some new friends and above all had a great time.

Will be coming back again soon x
Rating: Fabulous
by SIANnG1
20 May 2012
had a really gud nite there last nite,staff were friendly most of the couples were,really gud set up plenty of space and rooms 2 play in, yes it,s true about the jacuzzi( am guilty of that 1) haha, atmosphere all around woz think wiv sex, a must 4 any 1 to go and see wots it,s all about return is a definately gonna happen
Rating: Avoid
by
17 May 2012
Ban fucking in the pools unless they prepared to keep it clean. Relaxing in other mens dirty spunk floating around is just disgusting
Rating: Avoid
by
17 May 2012
Full of clichey people. Seriously had an awful time spent most of the night in the jacuzzi with spunk floating all around disgusting!
Rating: Fabulous
by
14 May 2012
had another fantastic evening at chamelions darlaston on friday night,staff were brilliant as usual,clientelle great fun,all in all a fantastic evening,cant wait to go back in july
Rating: Fun
by jnjfuncpl
14 May 2012
Been to Chams many time before Friday, Saturday nights plus Sunday afternoon, always had a great time with couples and guys , just wondering what feed back on bi night on Mondays is like ???
Rating: Fabulous
by
13 May 2012
Had another great night as usual in Chams, best club around by far. We love the new glory hole room - lots of fun!
Rating: Fabulous
by
13 May 2012
I just love this place!! The staff are so friendly and helpful! I go on my own to this club and always feel 100% safe. The owner invests so much into this club..Brilliant!!
Rating: OK
by joandgreg3
13 May 2012
went to chams lastnight for fun and frolics met up with floozie and fish had a fantastic time together there sure know how to play.very charming couple.another entertaining night from carl as per usual he is so funny.the club was busy and good mix of people in looking forward to going again soon
Rating: Fabulous
by
12 May 2012
Tried chams out last night as we've only ever been on couple only nights, had a really good night like always!!The single men weren't pushy and there were still lots of sexy couples in there, we are becoming a little obsessed with this club lol, we love it! The staff are all really lovely and can't do enough for you, roll on next time xx
Rating: Fabulous
by
12 May 2012
We re visited chams for a spur of the moment daytime visit on Tuesday 8th May. Got there just after 12 and there was a lovely relaxed vibe about the place. Noniks was at her flirty best and soon had a small group of admirers watching us perform in the cage. Noniks put on a squirty show and was rewarded with the guys squirting back! The vibe really took of when the effervescent funny Mark took over behind the bar. From about 3 we decided to pre empt the naked Tuesday theme and both relaxed naked having an absoluto hoot with other guests. At some stage Noniks and a very attractive Polish lady played and had a squirt off in the bar which was fantastic. Noniks then sat on a bar stool and played with many guests in the bar area which was really horny. As always a fantastic place with brilliant staff and friendly funny engaging guests. Absolutely top marks and Mark what a gent!
Rating: Fabulous
by
10 May 2012
We have been to chams twice now and had a brilliant night both times, we had never been to a sauna based club before so I was a little unsure about walking around in a towel, but the club is so relaxed on the second visit I wore nothing but my fishnet bodystocking as I felt so comfortable there! (Which I ended up loosing in the jacuzi rooms) if found please return lol. There's lots of sexy, friendly couples, loads of different play rooms and the club is always very clean, staff are lovely! Can't wait to go back x
Rating: Fabulous
by
9 May 2012
We have been going to Chams since 2003. Its a great place and we usally have a good time when we visit.

The only issue that takes the edge off it currently are the very strong chlorine vapours that often build up in the jacuzzi areass; this really detracts from the great playing that goes on in there sometimes.

The staff are friendly, welcoming and second to none. We even forgive them for laughing at our vintage membership card every time we turn up! lol.

The lovely, sexy Lyn is a perrenially gorgeous site and we always look forward to seeing her, she makes the place special xxx.

Rating: Fabulous
by
7 May 2012
Went to Chams for the first time last night with my mate and straight MM partner-in-crime richie1981. Met some old friends including Eden Adore (we have done some work together) and made some new ones as well along the way!! The staff there were absolutely great and were a good laugh and the club on the whole was very relaxed. Will go again
Rating: OK
by
6 May 2012
Went to Chams for the first last night and had a great time. Met some fab ppl and had some amazing fun...loved the jacuzzi....defo going again. The place is huge and like a maze....if u go, try not to lose ur partner or u will looking forever.
Rating: Fabulous
by Reigate couple
6 May 2012
Chams is an amazing club, just full of real swingers who are sociable and like a good time...just like us hehe.

From the moment we walked in we knew it would be a great night, old friends and familiar faces along with quite a few new ones to chat to. The new play rooms are great, dungeon with the cage and new glory hole is just perfect fun. There is something for everyone and always busy. Staff are great fun, Karl always on top form, we always look forward to being kicked out of the jacuzzi hehe.

Look out for us and come and say hi, we are regulars again. S and J x
Rating: Fabulous
by
6 May 2012
Not a bad little club ;-)
Rating: OK
by
5 May 2012
we always like visiting chams,but last night there wasnt enough couples to choose from for us.shall be back again soon enough though
Rating: OK
by FormerWelshcouple2020
5 May 2012
Had a great time last night, (Friday) respectful people, great fun in couples room and on swing, plenty of people mix of ages. All round good fun.

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