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Fabulous
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24 August 2013
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| Wow had an amazing night last night at this place ,
My first time as a single lady on a Friday so was very nervous . But the people were so nice and a lot of the guys were so hot I just wanted to play with them all ;-)
If I did come say hi lol
Will be going again on a Friday night |
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Fabulous
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24 August 2013
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| Went to chams last night with a couple I know, was nervous as I entered however after a quick chat with the staff, and a few of the regulars I felt ready to explore, well to say I had a good night is an understatement, I had never played in a public room until last night and managed to end up on the round bed... I will be back soon to carry off where I left off :-) x |
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Fabulous
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24 August 2013
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| Omg went last night and all i have 2 say is AWESOME..
As i am single i was a lil nervous but all the single guys were so respectfull.....had a brill night and will defo b back very soon:) ps thanks 2 the guy with the tattoos :):):)
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Fabulous
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23 August 2013
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| Cracking fun today with a gorgeous lass. Staff really helpful, regulars really friendly. If you get a chance GO!! |
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Fabulous
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23 August 2013
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| Went to Chameleons for the first time today with a friend and had the most amazing time. The venue is awesome. Got lost several times but had great fun exploring and trying out different rooms. The staff were very helpful and the regulars that we met took very good care of us. We'll definitely be going back. |
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Fabulous
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22 August 2013
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| Wow! What a weekend. Been to Chams loads of times and love it. The staff told us saturday was 'a bit quiet' but we failed to notice. Top notch couples and mind blowing sex.
Monday was also an incredible night. We met some great people and had some more mind blowing sex. Ended up in a massive orgy at the ednd of the night... if you were there you'll know how good it was. If you weren't... where the F*c# were you? !!! |
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Fabulous
by yogibooboo
21 August 2013
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| We have attended this fabulous club on numerous occasions and cannot fault the club its always very clean & spotless everywere you go in there.Always very busy and great atmosphere. The staff are brilliant & are always working hard to keep the customers happy.Only fault we came across was being nosy asking a member of staff what wage they got and was shocked at the low pay.But beside that we will return to one of the best clubs in the UK. |
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Fabulous
by PeachyCouple
21 August 2013
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| We go to this fabulous club every 3-4 months. We live a good 5 hours or so away but it's worth the trip. The staff are amazing. Incredibly friendly relaxed and they make every effort to ensure the day/night goes well. There are a good variety of rooms and its well maintained. We've done a few different nights. Our favourite is Fri. I (mrs P) like the options of an extra guy!! Which brings me to the post Aug 18th. It is very harsh. In this environment there will always be all sorts. We have met all sorts. The guys you drag to the nearest room and those you politely but firmly say 'no thanks and please don't follow us around'. Granted Mr P is a great enforcer but I am comfortable enough and worldly enough to handle most of what can come my way in a sex club. It's one of those things. You can either handle it or you can't. Those that can and we've met hundreds love the lifestyle and are not remotely bothered by the random traits that some guests will possess!! Anyway. This is the best club we've visited. And the busiest. And the sexiest. Give it a go. You won't be disappointed. X |
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Fun
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21 August 2013
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| The idea of a bi night is, and always has been a good one. What makes me smirk are the number of single guys who aren't single masquerading as bi guys, and aren't bi. Funny watching them. The staff are brilliant, I wouldn't have a word said against them. We have met some truly nice people on bi nights and the "single" "bi" guys won't put us off. You get your money's worth here without a doubt. |
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Fun
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20 August 2013
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| I have attended Chameleons in Darlaston over the years both as part of a couple and as a single man, and I cannot relate to the posting on 18th August about intimidatory single men at all. My ex and I always found the men polite and respectful, and as a single man my observations of fellow males is that they have always behaved with humour and courtesy. Either the couple concerned were extremely unlucky, or they are completely over-reacting for effect (which their use of language... 'vile' 'coffin dodgers' suggests). I would not be at all surprised to find they work for the opposition!! |
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OK
by desperatedan
20 August 2013
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| They do need to sort the glory hole rooms out though, make them like the ones in Newport but with two holes. |
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Fabulous
by biboy
19 August 2013
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| Visited tonight. First time in three years. It was great to be back and club staff and clientelle as friendly as ever. Hope to be back soon. And special hello to the very gorgeous girl and her man in the dungeon room . Glad to help with your first time :) |
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Fabulous
by 2supwanted03
19 August 2013
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| We love this club, we have never had any issues of any sort. Single guys always respectful, yes some will follow hoping for an invite but if you say that you're not interested then that's always the end, if you don't let them know then what are they to think ? Couples there are ALWAYS friendly, its a very cool and relaxing place. We travel an hour and a half to visit and we have a club 10 mins away that we don't go to, its the class of this place, the good friends we've made, (hope to continue to make) and the EXCELLENT staff (with the nothing's to much trouble attitude) that keep us going back. Oh and the back and egg sarnies in the morning are just amazing as well !!!! Keep up the fantastic work and see you all soon xxx mark n Julie |
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Fabulous
by Ladysilk
19 August 2013
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| we have been member of chams since it has opened and silky can walk round alone with out cream and feel very safe, if she dosnt want to play she says no ,and never had a problem, but all the people we have met there are very respectful we like monday afternoon and the staff are just brill they would soon sort out any problems but you need to say or they dont know ,see you all soon xxxx thanks to you all and Nick hes just a lovely guy the owner |
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Fabulous
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19 August 2013
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| Been to Chams a few times now with my buddy. We are always made to feel welcome by staff,couples and singles alike. The place is always clean and well maintained. People are friendly and always willing to chat and play. Its easy to see why people keep returning,as we will. Thanks for some great days and nights. Be back soon guys :). |
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Fabulous
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19 August 2013
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| My boyfriend and I have been going the chameleons for a few years. I think its great. Ive never felt under pressure at all. The staff are awesome. I always feel safe. And always have a good time. |
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Fabulous
by sexypair12
19 August 2013
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| We have been visiting Chams in Darlaston for some years now and can only say it gets better. The staff are top notch and Nic (owner) often comes round, has a friendly chat and always asks if things are ok. He constantly spends money on the place improving and keeping up the standards you and us expect. We were shocked to read that a couple describe their visit as "the worst two hours of their lives" due to the fact they were followed by single guys. They didn't say which club you were in as you come from Newport. That aside, whichever club, you should feel safe and have fun. Another point which you didn't mention, is that, at no point did you tell these single guys NO! If we are in any area of the club and are approached by single guys, we just raise one hand and say "no thanks" and it always works for us. You can't expect these guys to be mind readers. We would have thought, that after so many years of swinging, you'd be up to speed with the protocol and procedures to follow should you feel unwanted pressures. We also couldn't help noticing, you mentioned these guys were old "coffin dodgers" . If this was the case, why did your boyfriend find the need to lock himself in the toilet rather than stand up for you, tell them where to get off and then report them to staff! Don't let this sorry saga put you off, just adopt an attitude of, we're hear to enjoy ourselves and if we don't want to play....we won't! AND MAKE YOUR POSTION CLEAR FOR GOODNESS SAKE! |
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Fabulous
by Curvybird
18 August 2013
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| I have to say as a single girl that has been visiting chams for over 4 years, never have I felt unsafe or uncomfortable at anytime. The staff are fantastic in every way & they deal with situations instantly. If people tell them what the problem is then they will immediately help! I love the place & the staff. I will be back soon |
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Fun
by
18 August 2013
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| There are several members of staff on here who do check the reviews. As the poster below said unless staff are informed about people breaking the rules there's little the club can do to remove unsuitable people from the club ( this applies to single males, couples and single females- no one is above the rules).
Anyone found breaking the rules or causing offence or nuisance are dealt with by the staff. |
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OK
by aafun2
18 August 2013
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| Does anyone from the club actually read these reviews though? |
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Fun
by MrDigital_Curvygirl
18 August 2013
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| We went on a very quiet Sunday in the middle of the month. The single guys there were a bit of a pest, one even came into the couples room on his own (a breach of the club rules) and asked if he could watch us having sex. He got very short shrift.
The point is the club has rules for the single guys and they are in the inside of the single guys locker.
One says no means no, one says dont follow the women around, one says dont enter the ladies toilets the other says dont enter the couples room.
Since guys are warned not to breach these rules or be evicted from the club. For heavens sakes.... tell the staff.. the rules can be enforced but only if someone knows what the idiots are doing.
In these hard financial times its hard for anyone to afford to go to the clubs, they need the money from all clients. The clubs need to encourage those enjoying the facilities and discourage those actively flaunting the regulations.
We have not been put off by Mr Idiot and will continue to go when money allows it or to see good friends. Everyone do yourself a favour, point out the idiots to staff, get them banned and have a great time at one of the best clubs in the country.
(Fabuluous reduced to fun for the single guy numpty who cannot read plain English). |
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Fabulous
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18 August 2013
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| Have been to this club dozens of times and always have an amazing time. NEVER have we been pestered or unduly pressured. Staff are the best we have met in a Club, club is ALWAYS clean and the clients are, in our opinion, always respectfull and friendly. We would always recommend this club to anyone and are soo looking forward to our next trip in 2 weeks time :~) |
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Avoid
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18 August 2013
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| Without doubt THE WORST 2 hours of our entire swinging lives (which span over 20 years between us!).
The club I will give you was clean, staff were top nouch BUT omg as it was pretty empty today I was one of only a handful of couples between 4-6pm at which point we just had to leave. We were completely terrorised by several single male vile rancid sex pests. These grey haired coffin dodgers (and I really hope I find out their profile names because I am very distressed about the treatment I was forced to endure. I arrived with my bf and a male friend of ours (his gf was meeting us there at 7), we first went into the jacuzzi and that is where we were first noticed by these 2 decrepit old men, they did not utter a word they just stared and stared whiloe slowly moving round to where we were sat so we got out of the tub as I was really feeling uncomfortable. We walked upstairs to have a look around, it did not take long to realise that the 2 perverts were right behind us (LITERALLY THEY COULD TOUCH US) they then followed us into each and every room we went into. They just leered at me while wanking their studdy little dicks I felt violated and terrified. we managed to shake them off by going into the couples changing room and then sneaked into the sauna within 5 minutes they were in there as soon as they came in I insisted me and bf walked out. unbelieveably they were hot on our heels and although we thought we had shaken them they turned up in the cinema and semi blocked the way out. I ran out in tears, I locked me and bf in the toilet and they were listening at the other side of the door. I am almost in tears even thinking of it now. We felt that we had no option but to leave. I honestly feel abused, I was terrified and as they closed in on me in each room their beedy eyes transfixed while they wanked and attempted to better angle in the hope of seeing more of me as I clenched my tiny towel and only defense against them, I felt as though I were 8 years old again, helpless and totally in the hands of a sexually predatory old man. I was just so so glad to get out of their I didn't think to get their profile names so that I could make official complaints to the club and I am not ruling out to the police. I suffered a significant panic attack and collapsed on the way to the car. We had attended this clubs a few times in the past and this kind of pervy behaviour seems to be tolerated and written off as an unavoidable by-product of swinging. We as it happens this IS NOT ACCEPTABLE, leering is intrusive and EXTREMELY DAMAGING to the victim, and it makes those that do this YOU ARE SEXUALLY DEVIANTS you belong in treatment or jail NOT in swing clubs. I will NEVER go anywhere near this place again. |
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Fabulous
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17 August 2013
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| Cane to this club couple weeks ago on a Wednesday daytime with a male friend, place was clean and tidy, staff were welcoming, had a great time, will definitely be coming again xx |
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Fabulous
by MissMids
17 August 2013
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| That was a great night, thank you to all that made us feel welcome on Friday. We met some great people, had a fantastic time and will definately be coming back for more :) |
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Fun
by ridingscouple
16 August 2013
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| We visited this club last Sat 13th and really enjoyed ourselves. It was recommended to us by our friends who kindly introduced us to the staff and people they knew. The club is well kitted out and was quite busy. We will definitely be going back. X |
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Fabulous
by KrisK496
15 August 2013
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| Had another great night on Tuesday. I really enjoyed Nude Night - loved the open and friendly feeling. We met some lovely people and the playing was brilliant!
Chameleons is a great club, and I can recommend the accommodation. Nice (basic!) rooms, good price, comfortable bed, breakfast brought to you in the morning and direct access into the club.
Keep it up guys! |
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Fun
by kazzy 911
15 August 2013
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| yet another wonderfull day at chams.
ive been spoiled yet again .
great staff ,great company .great place.im still smiling :) |
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Fun
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13 August 2013
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| We went to Chams tonight 13th. Nude night!!! It had us a little nervous but the men were true gents and showed Bec a time. Thanks guys. |
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Fabulous
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13 August 2013
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| We visited chams on Saturday (our first couples only) and wow is all we can say it was so busy
A great atmosphere everyone was friendly and very welcoming found lots of different play rooms couldn't believe how big it actually was ! Staff there were lovely and to top it off we even got to play with another couple xx defo be going back very soon |
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Fun
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11 August 2013
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| We visited for first time today, was a great venue with a serious amount of rooms!
People were great too
We will be back! |
