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Fun
by westmidscouple
12 October 2016
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| Slim and I went Weds daytime, as ever scrupulously clean, just a bit quiet and very few single guys actually wanting to play. Great cheesy chips as ever LOL , will be back soon |
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Fabulous
by
12 October 2016
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| My fave club by far , never had a bad time there ever wether it's with my partner or with my friends .....the staff are fantastic, welcoming and fun too ......and there is never a shortage of respectable single guys there dispite the last review, see you all soon x |
| Rating:
Avoid
by
11 October 2016
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| OK. I'll add a rider to that 'avoid' advice.
If you are single, male and a non-member of Chams then you are wasting your time trying to get in.
Following my scathing review of Chams at Newport, I decided that I would give their main club at Darlaston a try, and guess what, they weren't admitting single male non-members either, even though the club was virtually empty. Just like the club at Newport that says...
(quoted from their website)
"Welcome to Darlaston Swingers...
For anyone thinking of coming to Chameleons Darlaston for the first time, you will be receive a firendly greeting by one of our staff... (not my grammar or spelling)
You will not receive any welcome if you are a single male, you will be turned away. That message should probably read, "you will receive a friendly greeting if you are a single female or a couple. Everyone else please just f**k off."
I have been a business consultant for long enough to be able to tell the difference between a chance occurrence and a policy. Chameleons policy is to discourage single males - end of. So, if you fall into that category don't waste your time at either of their clubs.
The only way to get in as a single male would be to find a Fab Freind of the opposite sex, go initially as a couple and then join as a member. That all important card will give you access, but it appears that only being a little devious (not deviant) will get you through the door. Don't try phoning or emailing them in advance either. They don't answer their phone, and I was told emails go straight into junk mail, then get deleted unless you include an attachment, like a photo.
Single males - you have been forewarned. Choose to visit another club or prepare to be disappointed. |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by sussies
11 October 2016
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| So glad we made the journey up here, Monday nights are so relaxing, everyone is friendly, not too crowded and plenty of room for everyone, except the hot tubs, standing room only which was hilarious, still our favourite place to play, big thanks to the staff, always smiling and always happy to bring us breakfast in bed, |
| Rating:
OK
by
11 October 2016
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| M and I were there on Sunday night had a fantastic time best time ever in fact. Met up with our great friends wow and met new ones would love to make contact with others we met there M was the lovely lady in dreadlocks if any of the couples we met want to make contact please do
As usual the club was amazing the staff fantastic Thank you for making a great evening better |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by Ladysilk
10 October 2016
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| wow what a monday afternoon we met some of our friends and new ones too, we had a fab time ,thanks to everyone we saw there and as usual the staff were brill too xxx |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by KERMIE71 MORGONIGHT
10 October 2016
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| Went to chams on Saturday night and introduced our friends to the club and how impressed they was and certainly enjoyed the night.
We met such lovely and sexy couples and really enjoyed the fun times and our friends will certainly be returning with us xxx |
| Rating:
Fun
by offanotdyke
10 October 2016
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| We were there on Saturday night which has always been Couples Only Night. We were there for about 3 hours from 9.00 until midnight. As we understand all the single guys have to be out of the club by 7.00pm but there appeared to be 3-4 guys who did not seem to be with any particularly ladies who spent most of the time cruising round obviously hoping to muscle in on any action.
Are Chams relaxing the couples only policy or were these 4,left overs from the afternoon. We have heard it suggested in the past that single guys may have come in with a lady, they have paid their entrance fee as a couple which is lower than that for a single guy. Then after a short while the lady leaves.
Or is all of this a conspiracy theory. Time for an investigation by the Pussy Police. |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by
9 October 2016
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| Another fun filled night of playing at Chams last night! Staff are amazing and my hubby and I got more than we'd hoped in the glory holes ;) |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by Loves2share
9 October 2016
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| Another fab nite at Chams.If the couple from Blackburn stayng in Holiday Inn read this, had great time in jacuzzi would love to meet up again(sorry hubby felt rough so left early). |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by MidsBiGuy
5 October 2016
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| This place is wonderful. I only go on a Monday night, but everyone I've met there has been wonderfully friendly, the staff are second to none and I am completely unable to think of anything that's ever been a problem.
I'll most definitely be returning for as long as I'm welcome. |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by
4 October 2016
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| Went to chams Monday night, love this place. Staff are amazing, very friendly. The club itself is always clean and tidy, lots going on especially in the hot tubs. Met 2 brilliant couples and had a great time with both. The couple who played in the cinema room with the girl in the black underwear and platted hair get in touch...be good to play again...x |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by Slut and Cock
4 October 2016
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| Went again on Friday evening on our way up Country, WOW is all we can say to discribe this wonderful swingers venue. See you soon guys. |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by Hot40s
3 October 2016
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| Better late than never but you will not find a better club than this one
The staff are fantastic !!
Sexy mix of people and great facilities
By far the best place to meet like minded people !! |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by princess2015
3 October 2016
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| Amazing place, had yet another memorable time on Saturday. Stayed in one of their rooms which was an added bonus and couldn't fault it.
During the evening our little group got a bit raucous in a room in the bar area and one of our female companions started screeching. The bar staff were exemplary in checking all was safe for her which we thought was commendable. Safety really is taken seriously here. And to top it off the staff member then proceeded to demonstrate a spanking technique on the ladies which brought even more screeches! Now that's dedication to your job!!! Absolutely spot on evening at a fantastic venue. |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by Naughtycouple12000
2 October 2016
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| We've just got home from having a fantastic afternoon / evening at this club. We were so nervous about going but they are so easy going and friendly you are put ar ease immediately. The place has so many was sexy options and everyone seemed really friendly, so it's easy to settle in and make friends. Thanx Chams wont leave it another 8 years to come back xx |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by
2 October 2016
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| Absolutely love this club. Met some wonderful ppl n the club is so clean. The staff are all so friendly. I would highly recommend it to anyone. Can't wait to go back. |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by FootballFlower
2 October 2016
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| Love this place. As always the place was lovely and clean, lots of places to play and being able to stay over at the end of the night made it even more amazing. |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by flooziej
2 October 2016
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| Absolutely our favourite club. Stayed two nights and had the best time! Facilities are excellent, spotlessly clean and the staff are so friendly.
Asda is about a 1 minute walk away - great to top up your supplies and the only time we were dressed all weekend!
Great place to meet up with old friends and make new ones! Cannot wait to come back again in November.
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Fabulous
by joey4957
2 October 2016
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| Went to this fantastic club last night with lots of friends n stayed over. What a grt night we had. Everyone one of the staff wr grt. The club is spotless n the food was lovely. Where else can you eat n bring your own drink n sleep. Cu all again in November. Thanks guy's E n B xxx |
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Fun
by
1 October 2016
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| Went to Chams last night and had a fun time with old and new friends. To the gorgeous blonde Miranda, who I played with in the cinema room, I would love to have longer next time to lick and tease the most delicious pussy I've ever tasted mmm just thinking about my tongue on your clit makes me so turned on. Always come away from Chams with new, hot memories. |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by
1 October 2016
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| We've been going to Chams for a few years now and it's still a great club.
There are a few selfish people who refuse to think they should put their used condoms in the bins provided.
Yes I know a sauna should be hot, but just drop the temp by 5° or so and it would be another useful room. It's so hot it almost scolds your feet just walking in there!
Also went last Tuesday, first time on the nude night; wasn't overly busy but still had a great time. |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by KERMIE71 MORGONIGHT
30 September 2016
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| A perfect club to relax and to let your hair down.
Very friendly staff and always makes you feel welcome.
Will be at chameleons very soon and hope to enjoy as always do xx |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by
30 September 2016
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| Fantastic club...Thursday night was amazing lots of horny people playing. Cinema and round room had some great fun going on. Lovely to relax in the Jacuzzi as well. It's the only place I feel comfortable in everyone so friendly and I feel safe here and able to be myself. |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by couplefromsouthwales
29 September 2016
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| Had great night last night at Chameleons. Whilst it may have been a quiet night , the people who were there made it fun ..including the respectful single males. It was also nice to see most people participating ;-)
Must get back there soon! |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by
28 September 2016
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| Been a member for a very long time now..
wonderful place wonderful people..
I went along this Monday as had a rare day off.. Along with some very sexy girls.. Those that think Bi night is for Bi only then your very much mistaken.. Bi night is a set night for those that would like to indulge in that form of activity.. BUT the night is also for Bi friendly people that have an acceptance of it but who would not like to indulge..
Also many people go on Bi night as that's the only time they get to go.. This past Monday I know of at least 3 straight couples that went...
This club is for everyone and anyone with a form of intelligence and acceptance..
Keep the beds rocking ! ! |
| Rating:
OK
by
28 September 2016
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| I've been on a Monday bi night agree with the review below . One doesn't know who's bi and who's going too offended if you ask are you bi ?. Should move bi night to the greenhouse round the corner like in Luton club. |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by browncock
28 September 2016
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| Zig and zag... It's a good job you didn't write a big rant about single guys going on a bi night.
As I am a straight single guy and I wanted to go on a bi Monday to see what it was all about...
When I got there it was made very clear this was not the right day for me and single straight men are not allowed no matter what to attend these events. So if the odd few straight guys have got in ... Get over it ! Clearly you don't get the attention you need sometimes.
For the record been a member now for two years now. |
| Rating:
OK
by
27 September 2016
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| Just wrote a long rant about all the straight guys attending Monday bi night but decided no point, probably nothing will change. We only attend Mondays cause its what we go for, The bi guys that are there are real gems and thanks guys for making it a good evening for myself and the Mrs. First time the Mrs has spent so much effort ducking from the attentions of guys who had absolutely no interest in guy fun. Anyhoo, love chams on a Monday but maybe time to find somewhere else unless they get to grips with this issue. |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by
26 September 2016
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| Visited chams for the first time on Friday. Greeted with a warm and friendly welcome! We arrived at around 9 o'clock and the place was already fairly busy. After being shown around we was already loving the club. Brilliant lay out and something for everyone! A brilliant atmosphere and a brilliant night was had. We will definitely be back!! |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by
26 September 2016
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| Wonderful Saturday afternoon visit. Only observation, why can't some individuals clean up after themselves ? Cups and cans left for staff to chase round and find. |
