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TV/TS in Belfast, Northern Ireland, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 5 days ago

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Looking For

Couples (MM) Men aged 20 to 99 only. Won't meet smokers.

Meeting

Cannot accommodate. Can travel.

Anne

56 years old
Bi-curious

5'10"  178cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
More than 5 piercings

Interests

Anal, Blindfolds, Cross-dressing, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Role Play, Same Room Swapping, SM, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Voyeurism, Watersports
That is me back in the box for the foreseeable future - no point in belatedly asking me out now but, hey, thank you for the recent meets - you gentlemen know who your are!

I shall be here to check out mail.

Be warned, I detest & hate people who wink and do not have the balls to mail me.

Almost worse are the people who can only use one word.

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MEET RULES:

1) I use a spare PAYG mobile for text only on the day of the meet. It costs me so do not abuse it - why give me YOUR number to ring? Not going to happen! If you want to meet me then I will give you this number. Messing me will get you blocked!

2) You WILL confirm the meet date/time on the day arranged prior to the meeting time, not last minute!

3) You WILL confirm your address (or a very secure, safe location I am happy with)!

4) I will text when I am leaving to meet you

5) You WILL immediately text to assure me you can ready to accommodate (or other) else I will not travel to you

6) I will text to confirm I have arrived at yours or at the location

7) You WILL immediately confirm you are ready for me. If not, I drive away.

8) You WILL open up the door (or other pre-arranged agreement)

Failure on 2/3/5/7/8 and I will just drive away, report you to Admin and block you.

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HERE IS THE THING AND THE WHOLE OF THE THING:

You need to read, understand, obey - or be blocked as the useless wastrel fool that you are!

If you will not read this profile fully & take it to heart, and you ask stupid questions that have answers already here, then I will just block you for your pathetic incompetence

simple as that - gone!

I am an easy lay; a total bottom; who loves sex; to be taken & used by a man who is a total top, for his own pleasure; who loves take time to look sexy and be ogled

Never expect me to be there fully dressed just for you - I need loads of time to be who I am. My life here is to pleasure men and I make an effort to do so.

I am not here for fools who need to be topped! NEVER try to use my penis!

I do not suffer fools at all!

Be warned!

If you are the type of brainless that uses one-word contact or especially childish & idiotic 30 year old text-speak (like "wotuwern") you are blocked.

If you mess me around or give me hassle your messages will be sent to Admin with a report, especially non-meets - Admin have a special category for that.

Saying all that, I am a really friendly on line person willing to chat, as many know. You do need to make a point of knowing how to make connective sentences otherwise I log off.

I do not like it when I am online and a guy sends me a text and immediately logs off.

Goodbye!

I have a very limited life and I will not have anything to do with someone who wants to meet and cannot find a place to accommodate (I understand married/partnered and love them - BUT, a place to meet); does not have somewhere safe and secure to use me. I will NOT waste time with people who want to meet and have nowhere to go, just want to chat and expect me to organise it for them.

I have been arsed around over the years and now have my rules, and have reported many to Admin as per their own rules.

If you do not like my profile then block me - I do not want fools messaging me with all sorts of idiotic hassle